As you know, your state SUCKS to drive in. The people who drive in it SUCK, you have decided that only 1 out of every 7 intersections needs anything (like a sign, maybe) to tell a traveler what the fuck roads they are staring at, and your fucking tolls - don't even get me started!!
Nonetheless, the focus of my correspondence today is to ask you bitches WTF is up with all the "No Turn On Red" bullshit signs that seem to pop up at EVERY intersection!! Now a better, smarter man than I might argue to you that these signs waste fuel, add little to overall driving safety and, perhaps in some indirect way that can only be explained by people wearing glasses pointing at pie charts, harms the C-wealth's economy for causing tons of wasted man-hours, but I'm here to simply tell you it's bullshit, and you can go suck a fuck!
Seriously! Why am I prevented from turning on a red when I can see clearly in every frickin' direction, and for miles!? If shit were any clearer I'd be literally reading the mind of the oncoming driver! But I can't be trusted to make a fucking right turn? Fuck you! Why do you think I am so stupid?
I've noticed that these fascists signs are especially common at intersections where there's some sort of weird wrinkle or rule. "Oh snap the fuckers in the opposing lane get a left turn arrow once every 47 minutes, I don't know if people can handle that! Quick slap a NTOR sign on this bitch," I imagine one of your fuck-stick city planners chirping.
Knock it the fuck off! Take the signs down melt them into normal street signs so I know where the fuck I am half the time I drive around Boston! Ever been to that death-maze of a city, a-holes? It's more confusing than a David Lynch movie reenacted by mimes.
Yours Truly,
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